There is a duck on the homepage. It is a bright colour and does not scroll with the page, hence it is a hideous eyesore and needs to be removed from my sight.
I clicked on it, hoping a close option would appear. I was instead presented with a dialog asking if I had a microphone. Naturally I selected "no", but it activated my microphone and started listening anyway.
The duck is evil. I wish it to be gone immediately. Please tell me how.
(Well, I've killed it with an adblocker now, so fair enough. I'm all for april fools jokes, and yes, you got me - mostly through the not-so-clever trick of doing it in March - but do you have to make it so difficult to dismiss the thing once we've got the joke?)