I have a PhD in quantum theory. My special interest is explaining the ideas of physics without resorting to maths, as I believe that people are less likely to be confused by the maths if they understand what it is attempting to model. Marco Ocram is a nom de plume under which I write crazy surreal comedy thrillers which will appeal to anybody with an IQ over 160. Google Marco Ocram and 'The Awful Truth' if you want to read about how Marco postulated the existence of the tau muon, and fixed the LHC by getting the dopey physicists at CERN to unplug it and turn it back on again.